Sunday, June 26, 2005

Guess Who's Back... 

So who missed me? Raise your hands!

I've spent the last several months in front of the TV, anxiously tracking the progress of missing white women and watching the Trial of the Century - Michael Jackson Edition. During my sabbatical, Fox News told me all I needed to know. Apparently the Iraqi insurgency is in its last throes. Liberals hate our troops and cheered the terrorists on 9/11. Bush's approval ratings are in the high 90s.

America - Fuck yeah!