Monday, December 22, 2003

A Festivus for the Rest of Us... 

It's a Festivus miracle! A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund. We will now commence with the airing of the grievances.

1. Bush is a miserable failure.
2. Ann Coulter is an anorexic harpy.
3. Dan McCarney cannot coach and should be fired.
4. The Plame case is still open. Clinton was impeached for lesser offenses.
5. Kenneth Lay is still a free man.
6. Rush Limbaugh is a hypocritical junkie who will never see the inside of a court room.
7. Recount Recall Redistrict is an acceptable election strategy.
8. Criticizing tax cuts for the rich is considered Class Warfare.
9. Criticizing the war in Iraq is considered treason.
10. Fox News. Enough said.
11. The Scott Petersen. Let's talk about the real news please.
12. Not enough of you are clicking my Boot Bush link. Help the DNC kick Bush out of Al Gore's house.

Stay tuned for the Feats of Strength!