Tuesday, November 04, 2003

"Oh, pick me teacher! I'm ever-so smart!"  

I ask you, what does the combination of boredom at your job, above average intelligence, a low tolerance for bullshit, zero relationship prospects and an impending 30th birthday mean to you? It's a classic recipe for a MID LIFE CRISIS. Welcome to my world, people. I'm quitting my job and leaving the god forsaken place I like to call Minnesota. Check in often for my rants on the Bush administration, conservative media icons, pop culture and the pathetic performance of the Iowa State athletic teams.